RAIDR

[vacuum]

LAN 12:34 ☀   ☎ ✉ Chuuya Nakahara, 22 Wine and fashion enthusiast. What can I say? I'm a man of exquisite taste. Swipe right if you're looking for a little danger, and you think you've got what it takes. Swipe left if your name is Dazai Osamu and don't talk to me. ✖ ❤

✖ / Rejected!!	❤ / Matched!!
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Comments

[goatsongs]

❤

When you're free, I've got enough money in my wallet to afford a decent hat shopping trip for two.

[vacuum]

❤

I just cashed in a high bounty too. It's time to celebrate that.

I'm good anytime. When do you wanna do this? [ chuuya you just bought a new hat like 2 days ago ...... ]

[goatsongs]

I'm free when you're free, it's not like we have real jobs here.

[Temple raiding will wait.]

[unfalters]

❤

❤

❤

❤

[ he was trying to exit the app ]

[erune]

[ he's not "dazai osamu" so that only leaves him one option, doesn't it?



swipes right. well, he's watched this video, so obviously, he got this. ]

❤

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[vacuum]

[ wow why is this making him blush??? he remembers everything about what they did in the porn studio, and that includes all the memories his brainwashed self had about gaius.

some of the lingering feelings too, apparently. chuuya deliberates for a good few minutes, before finally responding. his fingers hesitate as he swipes.

. . . . ]

❤

Sheesh. You didn't have to send it so many times.

[vacuum]

[ ok but what does this even mean


????

but he doesn't actually dislike this guy... ]

❤

What does that even mean? Do you want to set something on fire?

[unfalters]

[ the atmosphere has been awkward, to say the least, but he can't fathom what's going on here. he's been trying to exit out of whatever this is, and is now wondering if munakata installed a virus by accident ]

i did not send anytihng

i apolgoze for any malfunctions, i believe my phone is broken

[vacuum]

[ excuse u he has a real job ... but it isn't as great as being mafia, so he's not going to boast about it. ]

This afternoon, then. I'll meet you at the fashion district. After lunch?

[erune]

yeah you

[ don't know about emojis, is what he was going to continue with, but...



he hits send pre-maturely. ]

[erune]

[ what he really means was....


it's cold out, it's better to be cautious / keep warm. but, that meaning is far lost, and he can only salvage the situation with a: ]

never mind

[vacuum]

[ WOW THIS IS RUDE. He wants to take his 'like' back now, mostly out of spite, but Gaius would know he's doing it, and he doesn't want to appear too bothered by this either. It's cooler to be nonchalant about this .....

He can't help feeling irritated though!!!!! ] Get off the internet if you don't know what you're doing. Just how old are you?

[vacuum]

[ he wants to take so many 'likes' back today. people here are so fuckin weird. ]

You send me a heart and then you tell me you wanna set me on fire. I thought you were all right before but now I know you're just as weird as the rest of them.

[unfalters]

it is MALFUNCTIONIFNG [ at least he's figured out shift/caps lock now ]

33

1/2

[erune]

i sent you a heart?


?? i don't see it. [ he's just confused about technology. let him live, chuuya...


and here, he blocks chuuya for ab out an hour. ]

[erune]

[ then, comes back. ]

i see.

[vacuum]

... You're so bad at this. And 33 isn't even old enough to be a valid excuse.

[unfalters]

come and say that to my face [ ?! ]

[goatsongs]

[what is as good as being mafia though]

Sounds good. I'll be seeing you!

[vacuum]

Perhaps I will. [ he's coming back to the room soon anyway ]

[vacuum]

[ chuuya was trying to replying to them in that hour, before realizing that he was blocked. he would normally be offended by this but in eustace's case, he's starting to catch on that the other guy is just really bad at this.

so he's given up by the time he gets that other response. ]

do you even know what you're doing

[erune]

[ ....



... ]

i have n idea

an idea

[vacuum]

No, you don't.

Actually, do you even know what this app is for?

[vacuum]

[ so do we segue this into action or what

anyway, chuuya will be there waiting for him at the gate in front of hte fashion district ]

[unfalters]

i'll be waiting [ for a fight i guess??????? ]