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LAN 12:34 ☀   ☎ ✉ Chuuya Nakahara, 22 Wine and fashion enthusiast. What can I say? I'm a man of exquisite taste. Swipe right if you're looking for a little danger, and you think you've got what it takes. Swipe left if your name is Dazai Osamu and don't talk to me. ✖ ❤

✖ / Rejected!!	❤ / Matched!!
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[ He tries to find an unsure emoji but hits the wrong key with his stupid gloves and ends up sending her something quite different. ]

🍆

[ wat ..... well okay. ]

Talk into a ... shell? Is this a magic thing again?

[redsea]

Yes, it is!

Um

Is that an eggplant?

I am confused.

What does it mean?

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My finger slipped. It means

[ There's a pause. ]

Actually, I don't even know what emotion that is supposed to symbolize. It's probably there for the same reason we have a smiling shit emote.