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LAN 12:34 ☀   ☎ ✉ Chuuya Nakahara, 22 Wine and fashion enthusiast. What can I say? I'm a man of exquisite taste. Swipe right if you're looking for a little danger, and you think you've got what it takes. Swipe left if your name is Dazai Osamu and don't talk to me. ✖ ❤

✖ / Rejected!!	❤ / Matched!!
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Comments

i know ....

[vacuum]

[ SPITS OUT HIS CIGARETTE ???

well, he wouldn't mind but ....


what. ] uh

where did this even come from ??

[redsea]

[ oh fuck did he not want to sleep with her









oh fuck ]

you said the app was for dating and sex so i assumed you wanted to do that with me since we matched but it seems that you do not want to so i will delete the app now goodbye

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Will you calm down already?!

It's true that people use this thing for dating and sex, but you can really use it for whatever you want. It's just an app.

[ AND HE'S NOT OPPOSED TO DATING OR IMPURE THINGS BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE THIS WEIRD AGAIN. Being friends is just fine....... ] I didn't match you asking for sex. I matched 'cause you're cute, alright?? Now stop freaking out over nothing.

[redsea]

i am back

i do not know how to delete the app

do you truly think i am cute?

[vacuum]

I'll show you later. [ maybe she should delete the app. she shouldn't be allowed to roam unsupervised in the dating world. there's a sigh. ]

And... Yeah.

[redsea]

thank you ;u; (that is a crying happy face, if i am right)

i think you are also cute, chuuya!

and you are always kind to me

thank you ;u;

[vacuum]

[ tsuns .... gross, he's not kind, he's mafia af ]

Oh, stop crying over everything already.

You don't actually have to delete the app. We can use it to chat too.

[redsea]

okay...

how do you make your letters big?

[vacuum]

Hit the caps key. It's the little arrow on your keypad.

[redsea]

THAT'S AMAZING!

THANK YOU, CHUUYA!!!

UM

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF,

what if they discuss emoji

[vacuum]

Hit it again.

[ why is everyone an old person ]

is this gonna be that eggplant emoji thread 2.0

[redsea]

Wow!

Now THAT is amazing!

I found the hearts as well.

❤️️

Chatting is so much fun!

❤️️💛💚💙💜💖💗💕💞

i cant believe that was a thing

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... You're just like girls back in my world.

Next, you'll be taking a ton of filtered selfies. [ shut up chuuya, like u don't have a ton of selfies on ur phone ]

[redsea]

What is a selfie?

I hope it is nothing bad. I am not a pervert like you!

[vacuum]

[ oh god why ]

How the hell am I a pervert???

[redsea]

[ ... ]

Kougyoku has seen this message.

[vacuum]

Oi ... I know you read my message.

[redsea]

Kougyoku is not here.

Kougyoku thinks Chuuya should know why he is a pervert.

(He looked at her butt.)

1/2

[vacuum]

This doesn't work if you're typing it all out.

[vacuum]

LOOK, that one time, it was showing and I had to let you know

ANYWAY, COULD WE NOT BRING IT UP ANYMORE

[redsea]

Okay.

What will you do now, Chuuya? I hope I am not interrupting your search for a date.

[ or sex. but you know. ]

[vacuum]

-- I'm not searching for a date! [ LIES, but ... oh god leave him alone, stop making him sound desperate ]

I found a few people I know on this thing, so I'm just chatting with them. It's been too long since I've had usable wifi.

[redsea]

I am glad you found your friends. :) I hope I find my friends too.

Wifi is the magic that lets us chat right now, right?

Even my world does not have something so advanced. It sounds very cute!

[vacuum]

It's everywhere in my world - or at least, the town I live in. Almost everyone has a phone just like this. I have two.

It's not magic though. Just technology.

[redsea]

My world has phones too, but they are not shaped like this...

Whatever it is, I am happy that it lets me talk to you! ♥

♥♥♥

♥

[ stop her ]