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[vacuum]

LAN 12:34 ☀   ☎ ✉ Chuuya Nakahara, 22 Wine and fashion enthusiast. What can I say? I'm a man of exquisite taste. Swipe right if you're looking for a little danger, and you think you've got what it takes. Swipe left if your name is Dazai Osamu and don't talk to me. ✖ ❤

✖ / Rejected!!	❤ / Matched!!
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Comments

[goatsongs]

❤

When you're free, I've got enough money in my wallet to afford a decent hat shopping trip for two.

[vacuum]

❤

I just cashed in a high bounty too. It's time to celebrate that.

I'm good anytime. When do you wanna do this? [ chuuya you just bought a new hat like 2 days ago ...... ]

[goatsongs]

I'm free when you're free, it's not like we have real jobs here.

[Temple raiding will wait.]

[vacuum]

[ excuse u he has a real job ... but it isn't as great as being mafia, so he's not going to boast about it. ]

This afternoon, then. I'll meet you at the fashion district. After lunch?

[unfalters]

❤

❤

❤

❤

[ he was trying to exit the app ]

[vacuum]

[ wow why is this making him blush??? he remembers everything about what they did in the porn studio, and that includes all the memories his brainwashed self had about gaius.

some of the lingering feelings too, apparently. chuuya deliberates for a good few minutes, before finally responding. his fingers hesitate as he swipes.

. . . . ]

❤

Sheesh. You didn't have to send it so many times.

[unfalters]

[ the atmosphere has been awkward, to say the least, but he can't fathom what's going on here. he's been trying to exit out of whatever this is, and is now wondering if munakata installed a virus by accident ]

i did not send anytihng

i apolgoze for any malfunctions, i believe my phone is broken

[vacuum]

[ WOW THIS IS RUDE. He wants to take his 'like' back now, mostly out of spite, but Gaius would know he's doing it, and he doesn't want to appear too bothered by this either. It's cooler to be nonchalant about this .....

He can't help feeling irritated though!!!!! ] Get off the internet if you don't know what you're doing. Just how old are you?

[erune]

[ he's not "dazai osamu" so that only leaves him one option, doesn't it?



swipes right. well, he's watched this video, so obviously, he got this. ]

❤

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[vacuum]

[ ok but what does this even mean


????

but he doesn't actually dislike this guy... ]

❤

What does that even mean? Do you want to set something on fire?

[erune]

yeah you

[ don't know about emojis, is what he was going to continue with, but...



he hits send pre-maturely. ]

[erune]

[ what he really means was....


it's cold out, it's better to be cautious / keep warm. but, that meaning is far lost, and he can only salvage the situation with a: ]

never mind

[vacuum]

[ he wants to take so many 'likes' back today. people here are so fuckin weird. ]

You send me a heart and then you tell me you wanna set me on fire. I thought you were all right before but now I know you're just as weird as the rest of them.

[redsea]

❤

dearest chuuya,
i gave you a match! 😊 i do not know how this works but i hope you are having fun.

love,
kougyoku

1/2

[vacuum]

[ okay blushing intensely now. GEEZ. WHY IS SHE SO CUTE ]

Idiot, it's not a match unless the other person likes you back.

[vacuum]

[ . . . ]

❤

Now, it's a match.

[redsea]

[ she's blushing too, but probably not as intensely. ]

thank you very much! it is the first time i matched with someone on this app. i am glad you like me!

what happens now?

[vacuum]

[ this is too pure ..... he sighs. she really has no idea what this is all about. ]

Do you mean, regularly, or ...?

[defenceless]

✖

yoU are

perv ertd

[vacuum]

✖

I told you, that one time was an accident!!

What's wrong with your typing

[defenceless]

Ye s., getti

ng drunk Off your ass is n accident

Nothing is wro ng wth it!!!

[monere]

❤

hi!

[vacuum]

[ wow, he didn't expect to get a like from someone he doesn't actually know. and someone who isn't trying to shit on him, too!! hopefully

she's cute tho. ]

❤

Hey. Your name?

[monere]

hey 😊 i'm naomi

[goatsongs]

Trying to set up a really cute coworker of mine. Her name's Kaiko, hobbies include literature, theology, and amateur cursework. Good sense of humor, cheerful but not in the annoying way. My height.

[Which, in case Tall's forgotten, means that he'd be taller than her.]

How available are you, dates-with-cute-girls-wise?