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LAN 12:34 ☀   ☎ ✉ Chuuya Nakahara, 22 Wine and fashion enthusiast. What can I say? I'm a man of exquisite taste. Swipe right if you're looking for a little danger, and you think you've got what it takes. Swipe left if your name is Dazai Osamu and don't talk to me. ✖ ❤

✖ / Rejected!!	❤ / Matched!!
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Comments

[redsea]

❤

dearest chuuya,
i gave you a match! 😊 i do not know how this works but i hope you are having fun.

love,
kougyoku

1/2

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[ okay blushing intensely now. GEEZ. WHY IS SHE SO CUTE ]

Idiot, it's not a match unless the other person likes you back.

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[ . . . ]

❤

Now, it's a match.

[redsea]

[ she's blushing too, but probably not as intensely. ]

thank you very much! it is the first time i matched with someone on this app. i am glad you like me!

what happens now?

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[ this is too pure ..... he sighs. she really has no idea what this is all about. ]

Do you mean, regularly, or ...?

[redsea]

regularly, i suppose! i was told this app lets you meet people. it does, right?

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It does. But usually for dates or sex.

[ NO POINT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH. some people do use it for friendship though, that's fine. ]

1/2

[redsea]

[ oh

oh no ]

2/? ACTUALLY

[redsea]

[ wait if chuuya's telling her it's for dates or sex then OBVIOUSLY he is using it for dates or sex so clearly when he swipes right he wanted to go on a date

or have sex ]

[redsea]

[ and normally she'd give him the benefit of doubt, but chuuya is a pervert ]

[redsea]

[ CHUUYA WANTS SEX ]

[redsea]

[ chuuya wants to have sex wITH HER??

? ??? ???????? ]

d....one.........

[redsea]

[ well.

she doesn't want to let her friend down.

five minutes later, she finally has a reply. ]

i'll do it

jfc

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[ wow, that sure was a long pause. he gets distracted and takes out a smoke.

then, squints at his phone when the reply finally comes. what are they talking about again ]

What ...?

she's so dumb caps

[redsea]

i will sleep with you

i know ....

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[ SPITS OUT HIS CIGARETTE ???

well, he wouldn't mind but ....


what. ] uh

where did this even come from ??

[redsea]

[ oh fuck did he not want to sleep with her









oh fuck ]

you said the app was for dating and sex so i assumed you wanted to do that with me since we matched but it seems that you do not want to so i will delete the app now goodbye

[vacuum]

Will you calm down already?!

It's true that people use this thing for dating and sex, but you can really use it for whatever you want. It's just an app.

[ AND HE'S NOT OPPOSED TO DATING OR IMPURE THINGS BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE THIS WEIRD AGAIN. Being friends is just fine....... ] I didn't match you asking for sex. I matched 'cause you're cute, alright?? Now stop freaking out over nothing.

[redsea]

i am back

i do not know how to delete the app

do you truly think i am cute?

[vacuum]

I'll show you later. [ maybe she should delete the app. she shouldn't be allowed to roam unsupervised in the dating world. there's a sigh. ]

And... Yeah.

[redsea]

thank you ;u; (that is a crying happy face, if i am right)

i think you are also cute, chuuya!

and you are always kind to me

thank you ;u;

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[ tsuns .... gross, he's not kind, he's mafia af ]

Oh, stop crying over everything already.

You don't actually have to delete the app. We can use it to chat too.

[redsea]

okay...

how do you make your letters big?

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Hit the caps key. It's the little arrow on your keypad.

[redsea]

THAT'S AMAZING!

THANK YOU, CHUUYA!!!

UM

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF,